It’s a warm sultry night in the country, no streetlights to disclose the furtive first embryonic teenage fumbling in the front of the parked up car, well away from prying eyes...

Let me take my coat off, oh I'm stuck I can't get my arm out, pull the sleeve will you, that's it, hang on let me slide round a bit, that's better I can slide it off now.

Put it in the back, oh dam you have let my wallet fall out on the floor. Switch the light on a minute, it’s down here somewhere, move your foot, here it is, no I didn't do it on purpose to see your legs! You dropped it.

Let me undo your cardigan, ok hang on I’ll turn the light out again, if I turn sideways I can just about get to the buttons, there that's it I can just reach, there is always one isn't there, it won't come undone, ouch the steering wheel is digging in my side, just a minute, there that's better, no I cant get a bit further back you will have to help me with the last button.

Right it’s undone. Take it off. Why not, I can’t get to your bra fastener with it on. Ok pull it off your shoulders, that's it, I can't reach, can you turn round with your back to me. You will have to take your cardigan off. Here let me help, that's it now I can get to the clasp. Just a minute I'm trying, I have not seen one like this before. Does it hook through or slide in and out?

Yes I know I bragged I could do it with one hand but that is when you are stood up in front of me not cramped up in here.
Hang on I've got it, it’s a push release, isn't it?

What do you mean there is no such thing.

Show me, oh I see like that, simple when you know how.

Let me slide it off, ok off one shoulder, pull your arm out, well turn back around, that's it let me lift it away then, sorry I didn't mean to lift it so fast, did it hurt. I'm not staring, but they are wonderful.

Put you bra in the back, that's it.

Why are you putting your cardigan back on?

There is no one within miles to see you!

Ok, ok there was a car went past on the road half an hour ago, but we are a hundred yards from the road.

No, I don't think a farmer will be passing at this time of night.
No I know it's not me that is topless, look I’ll take off my shirt hang on, can you pull it off my shoulders, I’ll turn away, ouch the steering wheel again. Good slide it down my arms and lift it away, there!

Is that ok now.

Oh all right, but at least let it drop open instead of clutching it across yourself, you will be able to close it if you see anyone.

That's better now if I just slide my hands inside the cardigan like this, what's up now?

Ok I’ll warm them under the heater.

Now, how is that?

Good.

I'm not fidgeting I'm trying to find the button to undo your skirt.

Oh why are they always at the back, can you turn round, hang on! Let me get my hand out first, you nearly broke my wrist.

There a little more, I know the door is cold but if you don't stay there I can't undo the button.

Got it, and the zip is down.

Turn back.

Now let me ease the skirt down. Lift up a little; you will have to move your knees to the side away from the dash so you can lift up a little more. There it is free sit down.

Ok I’ll pull it off, lift your legs, right I'll put it in the back.

What? Ok here it is. You fold it up neat.

Ah, I was hoping to see suspenders and stockings.

No, no, it’s all right, no need to accuse me of that.

Here, let me take off the tights, slip your shoes off, oops sorry, I didn't realize I had a sharp nail, I’ll buy you another pair. Don't be silly it won't show right up there.

Ok you do it then. Ouch, watch where you are putting your elbow.
Right, let me turn slightly, good open your cardigan enough for me to get my lips to you, its steamed up in here so no one could see in anyway.

Argh, don't jump up like that; you nearly broke my wrist again.
Your panties are very tight and I had my hand inside the top when you jumped. Oh I see, ok I'll warm them again.

Perhaps it might be better if I took your panties off.

Ok lift up again, that's it. Wait, why have you put your shoes back on. It isn't. I swept the carpets yesterday they are perfectly clean. Any way take them off again, right lift up, damn, I've got them over the gear stick, can you pull your side back up yes that's good, now lift your leg up out of the panties, no the other one. Good now twist round and pull the other one out.

Ok got them.

Right, ease forward to the edge of the seat. OK, ok hang on I will breath in then you can loosen my belt. Right now the zip just be care. Aaagggh, stop, wait, wait, you've caught the zip.

Let me do it, oh ooh, ouch, aahhh it's clear. I’ll pull down my trousers and pants and climb over to you, lift your leg right up so I can get in between, further, well put your foot on the roof then, Good, bring your leg down now, and lift both your knees up as high as you can. Right, ease forward, no you missed, let me pull back, right I'm up against the dash, can you feel between my legs to guide me in.

That's it you have it, now hold it and pull...

What sound? Oh the knocking on the window, ok, ok I'm moving, put your dress across your legs and tuck it under your cardigan, all right I'll wait till you have buttoned it up, I’ll hitch up my pants and take a look, you ready?

OK, I’ll whined the window down a little.

Ah, good evening Officer, yes we will be leaving here soon, right away?

Oh, all right, yes we will be going right now.

Thank you Officer and goodnight.

Put your clothes back on we will move somewhere else, what not at all?

We could go in the back next time, it will be easier.
What bed next time? We don't have a bed to go in,
but that might be years!!

Dick 98